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Today I am presenting to you a new word that I myself have coined and used on the Internet. This will be the first public place that I have spread the brand new word. Don’t be surprised if you see if catch on and be the new cool word. This word hasn’t been used before now at all in the history of man-kind! Google currently has no trace of the word ever existing on the web. You’ll soon realize that great things can come from small sites. This word is a tricky one to use. You don’t want to over use it or you will ruin its worth all together. If you feel you are capable of not self destructing from over excitement and anticipation for using the word, then see below for more details..

Definition

studnessity [stud-ness-ity] (noun) - an occasion of extreme necessity to freely expose any and all forms of sex (a.k.a. stud) appeal possible in order to gain a higher level of social rank.Used in a sentence:
0w, I didn’t realize I was so hott. I need to learn to control my studness and use it only for a studnessity occasion.

Disclaimer: studnessity is not to be overly used or abused at parties or social gatherings. Claiming to have coined this phrase yourself will result in a law suit slapped on your ass. This word is DRM protected and is not to be distributed among foreign groups or gatherings without the authors consent. Failing to follow these rules and regulations will result in a minimum sentence of life in prison. Thank you.

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